Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Toilet bowl

I'm going to break my neck. I just know it.

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Toilet Bowl IV

Date: October 22, 2005

Kickoff: 3:00 pm

Place: Field behind Acadia High School (two blocks east of Pembina on Killarney)

The leaves have fallen, but the mighty have not…

The epic battle continues between the Toilet Ducks and the Toilet Ducks in what has been a noteworthy year in the Toilet Duck Football League. Edbom and Jablonski, recovering from past injuries, are ready to prove themselves able once again…a fresh crop of new blood threatens to usurp the coveted starting positions of the increasingly lethargic veterans…and Bradley—well, he is still a nice guy.

Many changes have been made over this last year to this venerate football league including the induction of flags to quell the rash of broken bodies over the last few years. When General Manager Tyler Wereha was asked what he thought of the new non-tackle system he replied "unbelievable" and "bones break all the time--get over it" and concluded with a "frick."

All are invited to play, noting that despite the use of flags, the chance of injury is still astronomical. Interested players must contact GM Wereha to get on the roster. An audience is always more fun, so all are cordially invited to come and cheer on their favourite team.

Be on the field for 2:30 pm for warm up and team selection. All are invited across the street to 316-1 Greyfriars Road for eats and beer after the victory. A 24 of Bud will be awarded to the winning team (so it’s no lose!).

It would be great to see the whole team again...don't worry about your play--we're all out of shape and will probably lick the proverbial torba, but Kevin and Mark will be there make our pathetic play look good. Really good. Kevin and Mark suck.

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